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| Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:15 |
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Hi All,
Here at super cool Gusto Laboratories, Inc. we’re constantly striving to bring you totally radical crap. And, now, we’re proud to unveil The Gusto Brand Avengers Movie Kickassatron 5000 Floor Maintenance System. Tired of sweeping, mopping or vacuuming? Yeah, me to! That shit totally sucks ass.
But, you…yes, you! You can act now and for 3 EASY payments of $19.95 can own your very own K5FMS! And, never have to deal with your floors again! Sparkling tile, wood or…yes…even carpets will now be the norm in your house!
Using patented, badass NASA space technology (I basically hosed Fatillac‘s giant gut down with lemon scented Endust and gave her dumbass a rubber ball to chase around) I’ve taken to humanity to the next, nextist level in floor care and maintenance.
ACT NOW…SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED (there‘s only one Fatillac and I‘m almost outta Endust)!!!!! Read more: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/GUSTO/news/?a=56184 |
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