| UPDATED! WIN! Resident Evil: Retribution “Human Hand” Autographed by Milla Jovovich! |
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| Friday, 31 August 2012 17:45 |
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Hey, CBMers! It’s me, Brent Sprecher, former editor, comic book junkie, movie head, and star f*cker, back from the dead to offer my former minions and all of you newbies out there a chance to own an awesomely creepy and unique movie tie-in item: a severed "human hand" autographed by the new queen of sci-fi action movies – surpassing Sigourney Weaver’s four-movie Alien streak – Milla Jovovich!
“What’s this about a ‘human hand?’” you ask, incredulously.
It’s just that, a “human hand” manufactured, inspected and distributed by the evil Umbrella Corporation to keep the t-Virus infected zombie hordes in check. [CBM’s attorney, Foggie Nelson, has instructed me to inform you that it’s not actually a human hand, but a pretzel painted with edible dyes to look like a human hand. Like you thought it was real!]
“Wherever did you get such an awesome thing?” you inquire, enthusiastically.
I had a chance Read more: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/BrentSprecher/news/?a=66279 |
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